I fetched this one off the internet and dropped it at your feet. Buy two, and give me the box.

Squirrel! Get two cases, and a spare for when the first one rolls under the couch.

The couch is for sitting, the floor is for sitting, and the sunny spot is for everything. Buy two, and I will wag twice as hard.

The couch is for sitting, the floor is for sitting, and the sunny spot is for everything. Click the button!

I have been waiting at the door since breakfast, and it is still breakfast. Two for you and none for me, but I will sit nearby.

Nap, snack, nap, listing. Buy two, then do a lap of the yard.

The couch is for sitting, the floor is for sitting, and the sunny spot is for everything. Buy two, and give me the box.

Tail wagging is just the body saying yes, yes, yes. One to keep and one to throw.